Comedian Mitch Hedberg died this week (either from heart trouble or heroin...maybe both). But he was a really funny guy. Do yourself a favor and spend some time reading his delightful one-liners. Mitch's Comedy
-One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera ...
-If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
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