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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Star Wars Top 10

THE TOP 15 STAR WARS EUPHEMISMS FOR Self Gratification

15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14. Grooming the Wookie
13. Making the Kessel Run
12. Polishing Vader's Helmet
11. Evacuating Tatooine
10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber
9. Releasing the Special Edition
8. Jumping to Delight Speed
7. Communicating with Red Leader One
6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit
4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
...and the number one Star Wars Euphemism for Masturbation:
1. Test Firing the Death Star

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