Top 15 Things you didn't know...

...About Chuck Norris

1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
4. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
5. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
6.The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1) Heart Disease 2) Chuck Norris 3) Cancer
7. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
8. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
9. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
10. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
11. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
12. Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.
13. Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
14. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
15. Chuck Norris invented the apple.

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