Asonishing Poor Tranlates of Chinese Beauty

Actual criticism of Chinese film stars... but it HAD to be _tong_ in cheek. Gfaw!

"Uniqueness of 10 hot female stars in China"
www.chinaview.cn 2006-12-06 14:44:41

Gong Li, a traditional Chinese beauty, especially in the eyes of
foreigners. In the Chinese perception, she is "average." Shortcomings;
her face is a little long and her lips are a little thick.

Zhang Ziyi, actually she is called "little Gong Li." Zhang and Gong have
some resemblence on facial features, but she is more beautiful than Gong
Li. Her face is suitable to play the role of ancient girls or modern
types. Her nose bridge is very high compared to other Chinese girls.
Shortcomings: her top lip is thin and lower lip is thick. So she looks a
little stubborn and not easy to deal with.

Zhang Jingchu's face is classical, although she has a big jaw.

Zhao Wei's eyes are really beautiful. So you always worry if her contact
lens will fall out of her eyes. But her face is not delicate enough. She
has a big mouth, a big nose and a big face. Her teeth are not very white.

Liu Yifei's face is very delicate, but her eyes are not expressive.
This is one reason why she didn't give us deep impressions in her series
and movies. She can't use her spiritual windows to communicate with an
audience.

Huang Shengyi has a horse face, and big nose. When she smiles, she is
fatally attractive.

Zhou Xun is almost perfect. If you are critical, her only shortcoming
is that her mouth looks like an old lady's.

Cecilia Cheung's face is perfect too, but her voice is terrible, just
like a weight lifter.

Xu XiYuan, nickname Big S, is average except beautiful long hair. By the
way, she has big ears.

Xu Xidi, nickname Small S, just pretty, not beautiful. Small eyes, thin
lips, but a TV show hostess like her needs intelligence rather than
beauty.