After conferring with the Etymology Committee Co-Chair, Jeremy, we have arrived at a new equivalent to the arcane Three-Finger Swear™. Upon great pains of research and reflection, we the committee do hereby proffer the following: To issue an oath of veracity in assurance that one is not "pulling a Catwoman", a certified ChubSquad™ member must solemnly Chub Swear™ while throwing the optional gesture (See Figure 1 above). To break this vow is tantamount to treason and follows the same penalty as our previous Three-Finger Swear™. This can include, but is not limited to, acerbic polemics, ostracization, and administration of The Pillowcase of Oranges™.
We call for a vote on this new term and gesture. If you have legitimate and constructive input, please contact Brother Jeremy or myself.
Huzzah!™
3 comments:
Addendum #1: Hilarious input is also requested.
Please refrain, however, from referring to this gesture as "The Big 'C'" for obvious reasons.
I support it. To further isolate Mark (should we ever see him again) though, he may be permitted to use the three-finger swear, but never the Chub Swear. On the contrary, however, Chubs may continue to use the TFS.
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