“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.”--George Bernard Shaw
Due to the razing of their forest, and subsequently their home tree/factory, Keebler elves were forced to live exclusively in Wal-Marts and KayBee toy stores, where they "help" shoppers.
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Due to the razing of their forest, and subsequently their home tree/factory, Keebler elves were forced to live exclusively in Wal-Marts and KayBee toy stores, where they "help" shoppers.
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