For chubsterlings that missed the last Omni Hut fandango...
Big Dave was the man of the hour
Upon him our love we did shower
His birthday we toasted
His friendship we roasted
Till he cried like a bitch for an hour
When out on the town for the night
His bark is much worse than his bite
He’s at his best
Befouling his nest
And passing out sitting upright
Big Dave is a hard act to follow
Because he doesn’t bother to swallow
He ate like a beast
The Omni Hut feast
As if both his legs were mahalo
It’s forty long years since his birth
And forty plus inches his girth
A son of Kentucky
We’re so effin’ lucky
We love him for all that he’s worth
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