18 Strikes Again

Discs of fury flew in the unseasonably cool midsummer evening on Saturday at the Baxter Key Memorial Disc Golf Course at Seen Oaks. In the flinging action, I am saddened to report that we have had our first true casualty of this summer's enduro-disc fun. The Devil's Taint plucked one of Dave's favorite discs into the great Entmoot in the sky. If you happen to be visiting the Devil's Taint, be on the look out for a yellow Dragon. Dave has posted reward it's safe return. Although Dave would not comment on the exact nature of the reward, he promised a happy ending for all. Now, today's mandatory list of 18...

18 Things You Do Not Want to Pick Up on the Course

1. Old cans of Cheese Whiz, no matter how enticing they might look
2. Guacamole
3. Anything that looks like a candy bar
4. Badgers (Note: It is implied that all Badgers in the wild are rabid, no matter how friendly they look)
5. Crocks of Elf Cheese
6. Pink Acorns
7. Bigfoot's Chapstick
8. A ball of angry ticks (Also of note, all ticks are bald. Therefore it is redundant to pick up a bald angry tick)
9. Brown Skittles
10. Ms. Brisby and all her naughty secrets of NIMH
11. Peter Faulk's glass eye
12. Pig Fudge
13. Owl Sox
14. Jeff W.'s little black book
15. Haggis
16. Hello Kitty underwear, that happens to be your size
17. Merkin Fur
18. An unbathed man named Sanchez