Lists of 18

The Metro Parks commission has decreed in ruling 867.53a9 that "anytime members of the Chub Squad plays on a municipal golf course, they shall create a list of 18 things." Keeping with the letter and the spirit of the law, a list of 18 things we should create lists for was made on the lush hills of the Baxter Key Memorial Golf Course at Seven Oaks. The list is as follows:

1. 18 magic tricks Doug Henning took to his grave
2. 18 things you should not pick up off the golf course
3. 18 things not to bring to the course
4. 18 things Sun Tzu would have said while playing Frisbee golf
5. 18 stories we can tell after the statute of limitations runs out
6. 18 movie remakes that should not be made with Adam Sandler
7. 18 reasons we don't play golf with Art Bell
8. 18 funniest things overheard at Rick's
9. 18 things found in sweet Odin's beard
10. 18 new and exciting positions found in the Hobbit Kama Sutra
11. 18 things the members of the Fellowship's fingers smell of
12. 18 holes I should not have put my ding-dong in
13. 18 items you have, or could, find in your hiney
14. 18 songs that should never be sung on a golf course
15. 18 animals you should never ask the balloon animal maker guy to create
16. 18 pizzas that should never be made
17. 18 names for Karl's goiter
18. 18 ways to make BK shut the hell up about making lists of 18 items

Of note on the course this evening, Gav made it back from a 9 year retirement of the disc golf scene. Roger played for the first time since high school. Bear made some killer drives and cool score cards. Jer shook his head a lot. BK had the longest drive of his life, with the sweet new Archangel. If you have the means, I highly suggest you get one.