Ok I was cleaning up and remembered the flights of poetry we did for Jer's birthday. Here it is for all the world to see in bright shining technicolor.
Dear Jeremy, as you turn thirty
at the risk of becoming too wordy
we wrote you this verse,
for better or worse,
and don't be surprised if it's dirty.
Oh Jeremy since you were tiny,
we loved powdering your hiney,
but with those days behind you,
we're here to remind you
your future is bright and shiny.
Although you by no means are Chubbiest,
and you tights are by far not the rubbiest,
we lovingly note,
by unamious vote,
that among us your wieners the stubbiest.
P.S. Linda has a nice ass...
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