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Monday, June 26, 2006

Herbie Steckle

(Woman's Voice Loudly Calling) Her..bie... Heerrrbieeee Steeeeckllleeee
(Woman startled) Herbie Alonyous Steckle! What ARE you doing? Pull your God damned pants up!
(Woman, extremely agitated) Oh, no you didn't. You done made me take the Almighty's name in vain.
(Smacks young boy in back of head with open hand) You are gonna...Zip 'em... All the way up.
(Smacks boy in back of head again and grabs him by the ear) What's that? That was a brand new jar of grape jelly. What in the H...E...double hockey sticks were you doing?
(Yanking boy's ear hard) Oh, you're going to pay for that. Every penny. Even if I have to take it out of you in skin
(Boy starts crying... Fade to black)

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