“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.”--George Bernard Shaw
Detective Patterson knew if he was going to bust this sick pedophile bastard, he would have to step up his game....but he was just never that good at going undercover. He forced a childlike grin and wondered if Santa would be suspicious. "Maybe I should have worn a fake mustache," he thought to himself.
Sticking to his lifelong motto of "never give up" Officer Bradley asked once again for that elusive pony, but this time he had his buddies Smith & Wesson ask with him. This would surely be the year (if Santa knew what was good for him).
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Detective Patterson knew if he was going to bust this sick pedophile bastard, he would have to step up his game....but he was just never that good at going undercover. He forced a childlike grin and wondered if Santa would be suspicious. "Maybe I should have worn a fake mustache," he thought to himself.
Sticking to his lifelong motto of "never give up" Officer Bradley asked once again for that elusive pony, but this time he had his buddies Smith & Wesson ask with him. This would surely be the year (if Santa knew what was good for him).
Officer Smitty: Is that your beard?
Santa: Is that your night-stick?
It seemed like an odd request, but Deputy Roy had been ordered by the warden to grant Killer Claus's last wish.
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