Lads, I hear Mayberry calling...
Ernest T. Bass throws a rock,
Aunt Bea hits the pavement rolling,
seven stitches
Of course this makes me wonder if they have reruns of the Andy Griffith Show in Japan. Maybe I should rethink our strategy.
Aunt Bea hits the pavement rolling,
seven stitches
Of course this makes me wonder if they have reruns of the Andy Griffith Show in Japan. Maybe I should rethink our strategy.
5 comments:
5-7-5 is the format.
Here's one to start us off:
Oh tasty buffet
Your slogan's All You Can Eat
You don't know me well
Just a warmup, boyos. Join the haiku fun!
Effort #2
Bacon I love you
Behind the school we shall meet
I'll impregnate you
Pic-a-nic basket
hangs temptingly from bear's arm.
Gun takes Yogi out.
Pleistocene romance,
Beanie loves Cecil madly.
Outlawed in Texas.
Odd tasting Coke Blak
Stays unopened in my fridge.
Marketing mistake.
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