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Monday, April 07, 2008

Twenty Horrible Fairy Tales

Blatantly Stolen, Err...BORROWED from Woot's Blog:


1.The Cockroach That Hid In Potato Chips
2. Vomitunzelrella
3. The Seven Ugly Stepsisters And Their Other Sister Who Looked Reasonably Cute In The Right Lighting
4. Thumbelina II: The Thumbening
5. The Enchanted 2-Bedroom, 1.5-Bath Craftsman Bungalow
6. The Emperor’s Clothes
7. Shaft in Narnia
8. Mr. Tapeworm’s Wild Ride
9. Aladdin and the Compact Fluorescent Lamp
10. The Tale Of Ned Van Winkle, Who Only Overslept By Half An Hour, But On The Morning Of An Important Job Interview
11. Beauty and The Geek, Season Five, Episode Three
12. The Wicked Witch Of The Greater Tri-County Area
13. How The Pelican Got A Bank Account
14. The Princess and The Pee
15. The Old Woman's Eviction From The Shoe
16. Wood: The Legend Of Pinocchio’s Awkward Puberty
17. Hansel and Kaitlynn
18. The Frog Went Down To Georgia
19. Sleeping Nice-Personality
20. Rumpelstiltskin Vs. Predator


Who wants to add our versions?

4 comments:

Bear said...

I would offer the following:

Debbie Does Dollies
Goodnight Secret Uncle
Where the Wild Things Aren't
Goldilocks and the Three Actuarials
Mother Goose Goes To Starbucks
Peter Piper Posed for Playgirl
Don't Talk to Vegans

rdoty said...

Jack and the Celery Stalk
Handjob and Grettle
Pimp My Ride the Cinderella Episode
Puss In Boots the ingrown evil

Timothy Avers said...

Twa Chubbies
Lil' Red Gang-banging Hood
Peter Cetera and The Wolf
The Wizard of Evansville, IN
10,000 Arabian Carpets Under One Roof!
Hans My Hedge-Fund Manager

Dave said...

Helping Jack off a horse: how Jacqueline Kennedy broke her arm.