I was able to hack into the Wisteria Lane Community Watch security cam system. I know the photo is grainy, but it was the best frame I could pull. Unfortunately, the camera is on time lapse and the crime was committed in between shutter clicks. I'm assuming what we're seeing here is what those vile brigands did to Jer's garden gnomes. It appears that they have posed innocent garden gnomes in a most unnatural act. Jer, I hope this doesn't bring up any horrible memories of that night. For the rest of you, if you have any information about this, please contact Jer or the Community Watch.
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